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If I Were

from CrunKed ViZion by Ze Gran Zeft

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lyrics

[Verse #1]
There is a ready to wear
Like there's a ready to eat
And then a ready to shit

I'm pretty sure, I cud swear
That there's a ready to think
To make motherfuckers skit

And I'm about to try another stuff
Ready to be worn, sir
For some reasons I have needed this
If I were another fool
I'd hardly try to reach it
My aim, in life summed up to a grabastic
Mix of nothing
Tried to grab my tail with my dick...

[Chorus]
If my mom got some...
I wud fuckin call her dad

[Verse #2]
And if I, if I, if I w-w-w-were
Another guy, well
M-m-m-maybe I could have
Many many much more than my bag can hold
Maybe I cud kill that cravin
Or just let it unfold..

[Chorus]
Razzle dazzle shit!
Gent bent gimme a break come on
Jus dig deeper and work yuh body
Work it out!

Razzle dazzle shit!
Gent bent gimme a break come on
You lay low, go motherfucker
Work it out!

[Verse #3]
If my mom got ones
I'd fuckin call her dad
'If-Is' picked up per tons
A life passed all shit-clad

From the cheek to the palm
There's only one thin line
A wake up call like a bomb
Too many smacks decline

Admitin' that I've tossed what I stirred,
Embracin' is just a meany upper
But the shit sticks on the soles!
I don't think less of this pack of turd
The hubris is da new breath of the spoiled ass
The futility tolls!

[Bridge]

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from CrunKed ViZion, released December 31, 2013

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Ze Gran Zeft Toulon, France

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SIDEMAN / BASS
TAIPAN / DRUMS
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FROM TOULON (FR)
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GORILLA DEATH CLUB

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